Parents are genetically precoded beings with high emotional volatility and have the ulterior motive to induce an exoskeleton that can withstand superlative criticism with the end result of creating an underachiever

Theory of Irritability

This theory like any other theorem does not require any kind of proof! It is inspired by lives of two people ( Me and my imaginary friend Lucas) and has no reference to anyone else. Any resemblence to any other person dead or alive is mere coincidence.The theory of irritability states that,

" A person who gets irritated by a specific habit/ event everyday (or at periodic intervals of time) to such an extent, that at some point called the point of irritability (I), he or she turns into a major contributor of that habit/ event himself/ herself."

E.g.1 If a gal is irritated by people overhearing her conversations on the phone, say it happens to her everyday, then psychologically there is a point "I" where she has the tendency to overhear other people's conversations.

E.g. 2: Say a boy is irritated by other men touching him, it happens to him at regular intervals of time. Then at some point "I" he starts touching other men.

Here "I" represents the person hatred towards that irritating activity, the psychological threshhold were he doesnt wait for others to do it but does it himself inorder to kill the anticipation.

A lot of corollaries are going to be derived from this theorem.

About Me:
I am 25, single and stay with my parents!

Rashmi and the Stud... ;-D

I was walking down the lane when i saw the stud, He stared at me and then looked down something like this.






Then, So Hot that I am, He couldnt take it anymore! Lol!



Pics Courtesy: Pratap Kaul :-)

Its funny my job is all about deductions (markets, product life, future trend) but I can hardly deduce anything from my life!

I wana have your babies :-P!!!!!

Today I was walking home when I saw this man with a baby in his arms. I was just walking past them and the baby cries out mamma, mamma, ma to me.I almost melted to nothing there. This is so unfair...god y u duing this to me!Dont make such incidents happen to me!Lol.

I tried kicking,
that ain't working;
everyone's got some talent,
mine seems forever latent;
O' boy look now i am limericking! :-D

Magnet...........

These days I feel lyk a magnet,
A black hard one which attracts all the grief,
The ones that are mine as well those which are not,
And I am not liking it!

Manoj=Joy!

2009 and thereof

I see all my fellow bloggers talk about the year gone by so me why not. I did things which I may have never done otherwise. 2009 made me learn a hell lotta things. The year has been eventful or not actually. I always thought I am simple but I lied to me.
You know how people talk about technology all the time how the rate at which it has developed over the past couple of decades. It is tremendous. I feel overwhelmed. If I were God I would be proud of Man ….aaah I said it…I know not many are, coz of global warming, terrorism, wars etc. But look around if there is a creator it gave us an open field with all kind of creatures but man made the most of it.
Just when I was day dreaming about human progress it dawned on me. I thought of my mom. My mom was born in a village without electricity and now she has been transported into this world of LEDs, Iphones, Sixth sense technology, Cloud computing, etc. This world where human emotions are as fast as technological innovations. She tries so hard to cope up and I never realized how much her struggle is until this year.
Most of our parents are from this generation who are the intermediary to two generations which are as different as heaven and hell. The generation that was never given an opportunity to have a mind of their own and if they had not so much an opportunity to act on it. They just went with the flow. Then with us it made them realize that every person has the right to his or her own life. This they realize when their own life is almost done with. I can’t even imagine living with regret.
I learnt I love only two people in the world---Mum and Ashu. I always ran away from love so much so that I never admitted my love to my mom or my sis. I thought I am not capable of love. I thought if money can satisfy all human needs then why get into the puddle of love and get dirty. But money did nothing for me…Love over money anyday. I hate it when people associate love to the sexes.
2009 lost MJ,I think 2010 cant get worse!