Showing posts with label Garbage Gyan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Garbage Gyan. Show all posts

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Parents are genetically precoded beings with high emotional volatility and have the ulterior motive to induce an exoskeleton that can withstand superlative criticism with the end result of creating an underachiever

Theory of Irritability

This theory like any other theorem does not require any kind of proof! It is inspired by lives of two people ( Me and my imaginary friend Lucas) and has no reference to anyone else. Any resemblence to any other person dead or alive is mere coincidence.The theory of irritability states that,

" A person who gets irritated by a specific habit/ event everyday (or at periodic intervals of time) to such an extent, that at some point called the point of irritability (I), he or she turns into a major contributor of that habit/ event himself/ herself."

E.g.1 If a gal is irritated by people overhearing her conversations on the phone, say it happens to her everyday, then psychologically there is a point "I" where she has the tendency to overhear other people's conversations.

E.g. 2: Say a boy is irritated by other men touching him, it happens to him at regular intervals of time. Then at some point "I" he starts touching other men.

Here "I" represents the person hatred towards that irritating activity, the psychological threshhold were he doesnt wait for others to do it but does it himself inorder to kill the anticipation.

A lot of corollaries are going to be derived from this theorem.

About Me:
I am 25, single and stay with my parents!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Something I wish for but not sure if I actually want!

Someone asked Sri Sri Ravi Shanker (yeah wotever) what's your relationship with me.... with all of us? He asked in reply : What's your relationship with yourself? Its the same with me. Ting tong....hit my cranium just above the spine....penetrated through the medulla oblongata to reach the cerebral cortex..Spark spark....information prrrrooooceessiiiinnnnggggg. Now cant let it go!
Whats my relationship with myself...Its not surely of love...reason: In love u forgive. Its not hate: In hatred u wish bad! And I am not my friend for sure coz in friendship u don't struggle to co exist. Whatever it is....sucks big time! I need others to make my relationship with myself sustain..or i would have been dead by now.
Okay I am fascinated by Howard Roark.(still reading the book). From whatever I have read the man has the strongest relationship with himself. Unlike me he doesn't need validation from others: parents, friends, bosses and basically everyone.
If I could be him....

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Depth of character is overrated...The shallower I am the happier I feel. :-)

Sunday, May 17, 2009

"If you are a woman and single get your eye-test done asap."

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

"Everything is possible, if you can't do it then find the cheat code...Everything is imperfect"

Saturday, January 3, 2009

As time is passing by, the demarcation between black and white is blurring....i see more of grey everywhere ....