I tried kicking,
that ain't working;
everyone's got some talent,
mine seems forever latent;
O' boy look now i am limericking! :-D

All but None...

"If I just had a mind, I would be rich;
If I just had a heart, I would be at peace;
If I just had my gut, I would never be deceived;
The Bastard, who made me gave me all three..Neither rich, nor Happy and Always Stupid"

"I love little girls in pretty dresses, I am not a pervert. They are little drops of joy from heaven on earth.

I love men who love women, I am not a sexist. They are men who know how to live."

Man, Shadow……

Man:
What are you,a friend or a foe? Following me from the break of dawn. I don’t need a spy. Are you God or God’s spy to keep a check of my wrongs and rights? Coz if you are, you need not follow, I am honest and I know all my sins. I won’t hesitate to tell God, when I am no more. Hiding rarely gives me solace.
Ah...You try to take my shape rarely even close to what I am. Sometimes shorter, sometimes longer and bloody hell you look funny.
I don’t remember even one incident when you have been helpful. Get some self respect and go away. And if you really care enough where the fuck do you disappear when it’s dark and eerie. Tell me why you exist. Justify it, coz that’s how it works on earth.

Shadow:
Don’t shoo me away, I was born when you were born. You disparage me coz I have no flesh and blood.
I will try; I will try, to justify my existence. I enjoy the way you live your life, heart filled with all the emotions I cant even imagine. I am witness to your life.
You are my only source and you always look down on me, even when there is a slightest hint of light. So I wait for the dark...wait n wait n wait. And finally when it arrives, I see you change from life to dull seeking calmness and meaning in the day that you left behind. You look so lost, so much in panic.
And that’s when I slowly crawl inside you; fill the void in the four chambers. It’s warm there …. You are my mother.
Call me your soul, conscience, god, ego, id, anything. But I don’t want the sun to rise again.

Pass it on.....

She was chaos, she was life,
She ran down the corner of her lane, she ran everyday, everynite,
And On a Thursday God caught her eye,
From a cage He called her out, she did not believe in Him,
Her senses seemed to be fooling her,
God’s smile shone on her and He put his heart onto her palms,
No it did not bleed all it gave out was white love,
The white seeped in through her pores,
Made her stoic, brought virtue in her,
She believed in God now, she believed in His Being,
How she wished she could touch Him, She went closer,
He pulled her in; there she felt God and a dream came true,
But God was outside now leaving her inside the cage,
She never felt this before, He made her GOD!!!!

PS: All characters are as per the author's imagination and has no reference to any concept of supernatural existence.

Promise

I never make promises, coz I feel...no I know that they come with an expiry date. I want to change and want to make promises and keep them.
" I promise I will never get lost in the dark,
I promise I will never cry over my deadbody,
I promise I will be stronger,
I promise I will never make compromises,
I promise I will believe in myself even wen no one does,
I promise I will never be ashamed of my thoughts,
I promise I will be independent all my life,
And I promise I will always win!!!"

Every morning I play the SUN. I look him in the eye. He pretends like he is busy but gives me a glance. I continue trying …poor thing can’t resist it anymore. He looks back fiercely, like I will be scared. He intensifies, shows that he’s a man and will bring me down. I squint but sustain for ten more seconds. Then I look away thinking he will be proud to win. But he looks more upset than what I am… he loves me and doesn’t want me to lose. I love him too but I fear if he knows he won’t play with me anymore. I will wait for tomorrow, for him to rise and make him proud this time.
(PS: Personifying inanimate objects keeps me entertained all the time.)

" Every time I look into his eyes...a part of me is lost in him......i am losing myself"