Parents are genetically precoded beings with high emotional volatility and have the ulterior motive to induce an exoskeleton that can withstand superlative criticism with the end result of creating an underachiever

Theory of Irritability

This theory like any other theorem does not require any kind of proof! It is inspired by lives of two people ( Me and my imaginary friend Lucas) and has no reference to anyone else. Any resemblence to any other person dead or alive is mere coincidence.The theory of irritability states that,

" A person who gets irritated by a specific habit/ event everyday (or at periodic intervals of time) to such an extent, that at some point called the point of irritability (I), he or she turns into a major contributor of that habit/ event himself/ herself."

E.g.1 If a gal is irritated by people overhearing her conversations on the phone, say it happens to her everyday, then psychologically there is a point "I" where she has the tendency to overhear other people's conversations.

E.g. 2: Say a boy is irritated by other men touching him, it happens to him at regular intervals of time. Then at some point "I" he starts touching other men.

Here "I" represents the person hatred towards that irritating activity, the psychological threshhold were he doesnt wait for others to do it but does it himself inorder to kill the anticipation.

A lot of corollaries are going to be derived from this theorem.

About Me:
I am 25, single and stay with my parents!

Rashmi and the Stud... ;-D

I was walking down the lane when i saw the stud, He stared at me and then looked down something like this.






Then, So Hot that I am, He couldnt take it anymore! Lol!



Pics Courtesy: Pratap Kaul :-)

Its funny my job is all about deductions (markets, product life, future trend) but I can hardly deduce anything from my life!

I wana have your babies :-P!!!!!

Today I was walking home when I saw this man with a baby in his arms. I was just walking past them and the baby cries out mamma, mamma, ma to me.I almost melted to nothing there. This is so unfair...god y u duing this to me!Dont make such incidents happen to me!Lol.

I tried kicking,
that ain't working;
everyone's got some talent,
mine seems forever latent;
O' boy look now i am limericking! :-D

Magnet...........

These days I feel lyk a magnet,
A black hard one which attracts all the grief,
The ones that are mine as well those which are not,
And I am not liking it!